My friend is a waitress and some old bro (48 = old bro when you are in your mid-20s, sorry!) started talking to her when she was working one day. He told her that he’d just dumped his last girlfriend because she was too young. And then he left her this note!
You guys, this old bro wrote “NO SEX!” all around the boarder of his note! That’s so psycho! But like, what was he supposed to do to express that he wasn’t trying to fuck her? Or was he? Was he totally trying to fuck her? Does this sound like he’s just inviting her to go to “the second location” or what? I don’t know. He’s making it sound like he just wants some human contact which is wayyyy tragic and I’m going to go ahead and ask that you just kill me before I ever get to that place in life.
Also, if you’re the dude who wrote that note, don’t like, kill yourself because I wrote this, just stop hitting on 20-something waitresses. Duh.
“Tell me I’m crazy, but the energy is real.” OMG, DYIIINNG.
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